Toy Story

Toy Story 1



Potato Head	All right everyone. This is a stickup. Don't anybody move .
Potato Head	Now, empty that safe.
	Money, money, money
Bo	Stop it! Stop it! You mean old potato.
Potato Head	Quiet! Bo Peep. Or your sheep get run over.
Sheep	Help baa. Help us.
Bo	Oh, no. Not my sheep. Somebody, do something.
Woody	Reach for the sky.
Potato Head	Oh no! Sheriff Woody.
Woody	I am here to stop you, One-eyed Bart.
Potato Head	How'd you know it's me?
Woody	Are you gonna come quietly.
Potato Head	You can't touch me Sheriff.
Potato Head	I brought my attack dog with the built-in force field.
Woody	Well I brought my dinosaur who eats force-field dogs.
	You are going to jail Bart. So good bye to the wife and 'tater tots.
Andy	You saved the day again, Woody
Woody	You are my favorite deputy.
Song	You got a friend in me.
	You got a friend in me.
Andy	Come on let's wrangle up the cattle.
Song	When the road looks rough ahead
	And you are miles and miles
	from your nice, warm bed
Andy	Round 'em up Cowboy.
Song	Just remember.
	What your old pal said:
	Boy, you got a friend in me.
Andy	Yee-haw!
Song	Yeah! You got a friend in me.
Andy	Hey, Cowboy.
Song	Some other folks might be little smarter than I am
	big and stronger.
Andy	Come on Woody.
Song	Maybe
	But none of them will ever love you the way I do
	It's me and you, boy.
	And as the years go by,
	Our friendship will never die.
	You're gonna see it's our destiny.
	You got a friend in me.
Andy	All right.
Song	You got a friend in me.
Andy	Score.
Song	You got a friend in me.
	Wow, cool!
Andy's Mom	What do you think?
Andy	Oh this looks great, mom!
Andy's Mom	Okay, birthday boy.
Andy	We saw that at the store
Andy	I asked you for it.
	I hope I have enough places.
	Wow, look at that, that's so…
	Oh, My gosh, you got…
	One, two, three, four. Yeah I think that's going to be enough.
	Can we leave this up 'til we move?
	Well, sure.
	We can leave it up.
	Yeah!
	Now go get Molley.
	Your friends are going to be here any minutes.
	Okay!
	It's partytime Woody.
	Yee-haw!
Andy	Howdy little lady.
Woody	Somebody's has poisoned the water hole.
Andy	Come on, Molley
	Oh, you are getting heavy.
	See you later Woody.
Woody	Pull my string
	The Birthday party's today?
	Ok, Everybody. Coast is clear.
Potato Head	Ages three and up.
	it's on my box "Ages three and up"
	I am not supposed to be baby-sitting Princess Drool.
Potato Head	Hey, Hamm, Look. I'm Picasso!
Hamm	I don't get it.
Potato Head	You uncultured swine.
	What are you looking at? Ya Jockey puck?
Woody	Uh, Hey Sarge?
	Have you seen Slinky?
Sarge1	Sir. No. Sir
Woody	Ok, Hey Thank you. At ease.
	Hey Uh Slinky?
Slinky	Right here Woody.
	I -I am red this time.
Woody	No, S-Slinky…
Slinky	Oh, well, you are right
	You can be red if you want.
Woody	N- Not Now, Slink.
	I got some bad news.
Slinky	Bad news?
Woody	Shh, Shh, Shh!
	Just gather everyone up for a staff meeting, and be happy.
Slinky	Got it.
Woody	Be happy.
Slinky	Staff meeting everyone.
	Smoke, Roobot, Podium, please.
Woody	Hey, Etch, draw.
	Oh got me again.
	Etch, you've been working on that draw.
	Fastest knobs in the West.
Slinky	Uh, got a staff meeting, you guys.
	Come on, Let's go.
Woody	Now where is that-, oh
	Hey! Who moved my doodle pad way over here?
Rex	Wo------w.
Woody	Uh, how're you doing, Rex?
Rex	Were you scared? Tell me honestly.
Woody	I was close to being scared that time.
Rex	Oh, I am going for fearsome here, but I just don't feel it!
	I think I'm just coming off as annoying.
Woody	Ow! Oh, hi, Bo. Hi.
Bo	I wanted to thank you, Woody, for saving my flock.
Woody	Oh, hey, it was, uh, nothin'.
Bo	What do you say I get someone else to watch the sheep tonight?
Woody	Oh, yeah. I…
Bo	Remember. I am just a couple of blocks away.
Slinky	Come on. Come on.
	Smaller toys up front.
	Hey Woody, come on.
Woody	Oh, thanks, Mike.
	Okay--, Oh, whoa.
	Step back.
	For crying out loud.
	Okay. Thank you.
	Hello, Check.
	That better? Great.
	Everybody hear me?
	Up on the shelf, can you hear me? Great.
	Okay, first item today.
	Uh, oh, yeah--
	Has everyone picked a moving buddy?
Hamm	What? Moving buddy? You can't be serious.
Rex	Well, I didn't know we were supposed to have one already.
Potato Head	Do we have to hold hands?
Woody	Oh, yeah. You guys think this is a big joke.
	We've only got one week left before the move I don't want any toys left behind.
	A moving buddy. If you don't have one, get one!
	All right, next.
	Uh, oh, yes.
	Tuesday night's plastid corrosion awareness meeting…
	was, I think, a big success and we want to thank Mr. Spell for putting that on for us.
	Thank you, Mr. Spell.
Spell	You're welcome.
Woody	Okay. Uh, oh, yes.
	One, uh, minor note here.
	Andy's birthday party has been moved today.
	Uh, next we have--
Toys	Wait a minute.
	What do mean the party's today?
Rex	His birthday's not 'til next week!
Hamm	What's going on down here?
	Is his mom losin' her marbles?
Woody	Well, obviously, she wanted to have the party before the move.
	I'm not worried. You shouldn't be worried.
Potato Head	Of course, Woody ain't be worried.
	He's been Andy's favorite since kindergarten.
Slinky	Hey, hey. Come on, Potato Head.
	If Woody say it's all right, then, well, darn it.
	It's good enough for me.
	Woody has never steered us wrong before.
Woody	Come on, Guys.
	Every Christmas and birthday we go through this.
Rex	But what if Andy gets another dinosaur, a mean one?
	I just don't think I could take that kind of rejection!
Woody	Hey, Listen! No one's getting replaced
	This is Andy we're talking about.
	It doesn't matter how much we're played with.
	What matters is that we're here for Andy when he needs us.
	That's what we're made for, right?
Hamm	Pardon me. I hate to break up the staff meeting but they're here!
	Birthday guests at three o'clock!
Woody	Stay calm, everyone!
	Hey!
	Uh, meeting adjourned.
Hamm	Ho, boy, will you take a look at all those presents?
Potato Head	I can't see a thing.
Hamm	Yes, sir. We're next month's garage sale fodders for sure.
Rex	Any dinosaur-shaped ones?
Hamm	Oh for crying out loud
	They're all in boxes, you idiot.
Rex	They are getting bigger!
Slinky	Wait, There's nice little one over there.
Children	Hi!
Spell	Trash Can
	We are doomed.
Woody	All right. All right!
	If I send out the troops will you all calm down?
Rex	Yes! Yes! We promise!
Woody	Okay! Save your batteries.
Hamm	Eh, very good, Woody.
	That's using the old noodle.
Woody	Sarge1, establish a recon post downstairs, Code Red!
	You know what to do.
Sarge1	Yes, sir.
	All right, men.
	You heard him. Code Red!
	Repeat: we are at Code Red.
	Recon plan Charlie. Execute!
	Let's move. Move! Move! Move!
Andy's Mom	Okay, Come on, kids. Everyone in the living room. It's almost time for the presents.
Sarge1	All right, Gangway. Gangway
Woody	And this is how we find out…
	what is in those presents.
Andy's Mom	Okay, who's hungry?
	Here come the chips!
	I've got Cool Ranch and barbecue! Ow!
	What in the world? Oh! I thought I told him to pick these up.
Rex	Shouldn't they be there by now?
	What's taking them so long?
Woody	Hey, these guys are professionals.
	They are the best.
Sarge2	G-Go on without me. Just go.
Sarge2	A good Sarge2 never leaves a man behind.
Andy's Mom	Okay, everybody. Come on.
	Settle down. Now, kids.
	Everybody-- You sit in a circle.
	No, Andy. Andy, you sit in the middle there.
	Good. And which present are you gonna open first?
Sarge1	There they are.
	Come in, Mother Bird
	This is Alpha Bravo.
Woody	This is it. This is it.
Sarge1	Come in, Mother Bird
Woody	Quiet, quiet, quiet!
Sarge1	All right, Andy's opening the first present now.
Potato Head	Mrs. Potato Head!
	Mrs. Potato Head!
	Mrs. Potato Head!
	Hey, I can dream, can't I?
Sarge1	The bow's coming off.
	He's ripping the wrapping paper.
	It's a-- it's -- it's a--
	A lunch box.
	We've got a lunch box here.
Woody	A lunch box?
Potato Head	A lunch box?
Slinky	For lunch
Sarge1	Okay, second present
	It appears to be--
	Okay, it's bed sheets.
Potato Head	Who invited that kid?
Andy's Mom	Oh! Only one left.
Sarge1	Okay, we're on the last present now.
Woody	Last present!
Sarge1	It's a big one. It's a--
	It's a board game.
	Repeat: Battleship
Rex	Yay!
Potato Head	Hallelujah
Rex	Yeah, all right
Potato Head	Hey! Watch it
Hamm	Sorry there, old spud heads.
Sarge1	Mission accomplished.
	Well done, men. Pack it up
	We're going home.
Woody	So, did I tell you? Huh?
	Nothing to worry about.
Slinky	I knew you were right all along, Woody. Never doubted you for a second.
Andy's Mom	Wait a minute. What do we have here?
Children	Ohhh!
Sarge1	Wait! Turn that thing back on!
	Come in, Mother Bird
	Come in, Mother Bird
	Mom has pulled a surprise present from the closet!
	Andy's opening it. He's really excited about this one.
Andy	Mom! What is it?
	It's a huge package.
Sarge1	Oh, get outta the--
	One of the kids is in the way.
	I can't see.
	it's a--
Rex	It's a what?
	What is it?
	Oh, no!
Potato Head	Oh, ya big lizard! Now we'll never know what it is!
Hamm	Way to go, Rex!
Woody	No, no! Turn'em around!
	Turn'em around!
Hamm	Oh, he's puttin' 'em in backwards. You're-- puttin' 'em in backwards!
Woody	Plus is positive, minus is negative!
	Oh, let me!
Andy	Let's go to my room, guys!
Sarge1	Red alert! Red Alert!
	Andy is coming upstairs!
Woody	There!
Sarge1	Juvenile intrusion. Repeat; resume your positions now!
Woody	Andy's coming, everybody!
	Back to your places! Hurry!
	Go to your places!
	Go to your places!
	Go to your places!
Potato Head	Where's my ear!
	Who's seen my ear?
	Did you see my ear?
Rex	Out of my way!
	Here I come!
	Here I come Ohh!
Children	Hey, Look!
	It's lasers light up.
Child2	Take that Zurg!
Andy	Quick, make a space. This is where the spaceship lands.
	And he does it back, and he does a Karate-chop action
Andy's Mom	Come on down, guys!
	It's time for games!
child3	We got prizes!
Child3	Oh yeah!
Hamm	What is it?
	Can you see it?
Slinky	What the heck is up there?
Rex	Woody, who's up there with ya?
Slinky	Woody, what are you doing under bed
Woody	Uh, nothin'. Uh nothin'. I am sure Andy was just a little excited, that's all.
	Too much cake and ice cream, I suppose. It's just a mistake!
Potato Head	Well, that mistake is sitting in your spot, Woody.
Rex	Oh! Have you been replaced?
Woody	Hey, what did I tell you earlier?
	No one is getting replaced.
	Now, let's all be polite and give whatever it is up there…
	A nice, big Andy's-room welcome.
Buzz	Buzz Lightyear to Star Command.
	Come in Star Command.
	Star Command, come in.
	Do you read me?
	Why don't they answer?
	My Ship!
	Blast! This will take weeks to repair.
	Buzz Lightyear mission log. Stardate 4-0-7-2
	My Ship has run off course en route to sector 12
	I've crash-landed on a strange planet.
	The impact must awaken me from hypersleep.
	Terrain seems a bit unstable.
	No readout yet if the air is breathable.
	And there seems to be no sign of intelligent life anywhere.
Woody	Hello!
Buzz	Whoa!
Woody	He-Hey. Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa.
	Did I frighten you?
	Didn't mean to. Sorry
	Howdy. My name is Woody…
	And this is Andy's room.
	That's all I wanted to say.
	And also, there has been a bit of a mix-up.
	This is my spot, see-- the bed here.
Buzz	Local law enforcement.
	It's about time you got there.
	I'm Buzz Lightyear, Space Ranger. Universe Protection Unit.
	My ship has crash-landed here by mistake.
Woody	Yes, it is a mistake, because, you see, the bed here is my spot.
Buzz	I need to repair my turbo boosters.
	Do you people still use fossil fuels, or have you discovered crystallic fusion?
Woody	Well, let's see.
	We got double-A's
Buzz	Watch yourself!
	Halt! Who goes there?
Rex	Don't shoot!
	It's Okay. Friends.
Buzz	Do you know these life forms?
Woody	Yes, They are Andy's toys.
Buzz	All right, everyone.
	You're clear to come out.
	I am Buzz Lightyear.
	I come in peace.
Rex	Oh, I am so glad you are not a dinosaur!
Buzz	All right, thank you.
	Now, thank you all for your kind welcome.
Rex	Say, what's that button do?
Buzz	I'll show you.
	Buzz Lightyear to the rescue.
Rex	Whoa!
Potato Head	Man!
Rex	Hey, Woody's got something like that. His is a pull string.
	Only its--
Potato Head	Only its sounds like a car ran over it.
Hamm	Oh, yeah, but not like this one.
	This is a quality sound system.
	Probably all copper wiring, huh?
	So, uh, where you from?
	Singapore? Hong Kong?
Buzz	Well, no. Actually, I-I'm--I am stationed up in the Gamma Quadrant of Sector Four.
	As a member of the elite Universe Protection Unit of the Space Range Corps, I protect the galaxy from the threat of invasion from the Evil Emperor Zurg, sworn enemy of the Galactic Alliance.
Potato Head	Oh, really?
	I'm from Playskool.
Rex	And I'm from Mattel.
	Well, I'm not really from Mattel.
	I'm actually from a smaller company that was purchased in a leveraged buyout.
Woody	You'd think they'd never seen a new toy before.
Bo	Well, sure, look at him.
	He's got more gadgets on him than Swiss Army knife.
Buzz	Ah, ah, ah, ah! Please be careful. You don't want to be in the way when my laser goes off.
Potato Head	Hey, laser!
	How come you don't have a laser, Woody?
Woody	It's not a laser! It's a--
	It's a little light bulb that blinks.
Hamm	What's with him?
Potato Head	Laser envy.
Woody	All right. That's enough.
	Look, we're all very impressed with Andy's new toy.
Buzz	Toy?
Woody	T-O-Y. Toy!
Buzz	Excuse me. I-I think the word you're searching for is "Space Ranger."
Woody	The word I'm searching for I can't say because there's preschool toys present.
Potato Head	Gettin' kind of tense aren't ya?
Rex	Oh, uh, Mr. Lightyear, uh, now, I'm curious.
	What does a Space ranger actually do?
Woody	He's not a Space Ranger!
	He doesn't fight evil or-- or shoot lasers or fly!
Buzz	Excuse me.
Potato Head	Wow!
Hamm	Oh, Expressive wingspan. Very good.
Woody	Oh, what? What?
	These are plastic. He can' fly.
Buzz	They are terillium-carbonic alloys, and I can fly.
Woody	No you can't.
Buzz	Yes, I can.
Woody	You can't
Buzz	Can
Woody	Can't. Can't. Can't.
Buzz	I tell you, I could fly around this room with my eyes closed!
Woody	Okay, then, Mr. Light Beer, prove it.
Buzz	All right, then I will.
Buzz	Stand back, everyone.
Buzz	To infinity and beyond!
	Can!
Potato Head	Whoa!
Rex	Oh, wow! You flew magnificently!
Bo	I found my movin' buddy.
Buzz	Thank you. Th-thank you all.
	Thank you.
Woody	That wasn't flying. That was falling with style.
Potato Head	Man, the dolls must really go for you.
	Can you teach me that?
Slinky	Golly bob howdy!
Woody	Oh, shut!
	No, in a couple of days, everything will be just the way it was. They will see.
	They'll see. I'm still Andy's favorite toy.
Song	I was on top of the world livin' high
	It was right in my pocket
Andy	Whoa!
Song	I was living the life.
	Things were just the way they should be
	When from out of the sky like a bomb
	Comes some little punk in a rocket