Toy Story

Toy Story 1



Potato Head	All right everyone. This is a stickup. Don't anybody move .
Potato Head	Now, empty that safe.
	Money, money, money
Bo	Stop it! Stop it! You mean old potato.
Potato Head	Quiet! Bo Peep. Or your sheep get run over.
Sheep	Help baa. Help us.
Bo	Oh, no. Not my sheep. Somebody, do something.
Woody	Reach for the sky.
Potato Head	Oh no! Sheriff Woody.
Woody	I am here to stop you, One-eyed Bart.
Potato Head	How'd you know it's me?
Woody	Are you gonna come quietly.
Potato Head	You can't touch me Sheriff.
Potato Head	I brought my attack dog with the built-in force field.
Woody	Well I brought my dinosaur who eats force-field dogs.
	You are going to jail Bart. So good bye to the wife and 'tater tots.
Andy	You saved the day again, Woody
Woody	You are my favorite deputy.
Song	You got a friend in me.
	You got a friend in me.
Andy	Come on let's wrangle up the cattle.
Song	When the road looks rough ahead
	And you are miles and miles
	from your nice, warm bed
Andy	Round 'em up Cowboy.
Song	Just remember.
	What your old pal said:
	Boy, you got a friend in me.
Andy	Yee-haw!
Song	Yeah! You got a friend in me.
Andy	Hey, Cowboy.
Song	Some other folks might be little smarter than I am
	big and stronger.
Andy	Come on Woody.
Song	Maybe
	But none of them will ever love you the way I do
	It's me and you, boy.
	And as the years go by,
	Our friendship will never die.
	You're gonna see it's our destiny.
	You got a friend in me.
Andy	All right.
Song	You got a friend in me.
Andy	Score.
Song	You got a friend in me.
	Wow, cool!
Andy's Mom	What do you think?
Andy	Oh this looks great, mom!
Andy's Mom	Okay, birthday boy.
Andy	We saw that at the store
Andy	I asked you for it.
	I hope I have enough places.
	Wow, look at that, that's so…
	Oh, My gosh, you got…
	One, two, three, four. Yeah I think that's going to be enough.
	Can we leave this up 'til we move?
	Well, sure.
	We can leave it up.
	Yeah!
	Now go get Molley.
	Your friends are going to be here any minutes.
	Okay!
	It's partytime Woody.
	Yee-haw!
Andy	Howdy little lady.
Woody	Somebody's has poisoned the water hole.
Andy	Come on, Molley
	Oh, you are getting heavy.
	See you later Woody.
Woody	Pull my string
	The Birthday party's today?
	Ok, Everybody. Coast is clear.
Potato Head	Ages three and up.
	it's on my box "Ages three and up"
	I am not supposed to be baby-sitting Princess Drool.
Potato Head	Hey, Hamm, Look. I'm Picasso!
Hamm	I don't get it.
Potato Head	You uncultured swine.
	What are you looking at? Ya Jockey puck?
Woody	Uh, Hey Sarge?
	Have you seen Slinky?
Sarge1	Sir. No. Sir
Woody	Ok, Hey Thank you. At ease.
	Hey Uh Slinky?
Slinky	Right here Woody.
	I -I am red this time.
Woody	No, S-Slinky…
Slinky	Oh, well, you are right
	You can be red if you want.
Woody	N- Not Now, Slink.
	I got some bad news.
Slinky	Bad news?
Woody	Shh, Shh, Shh!
	Just gather everyone up for a staff meeting, and be happy.
Slinky	Got it.
Woody	Be happy.
Slinky	Staff meeting everyone.
	Smoke, Roobot, Podium, please.
Woody	Hey, Etch, draw.
	Oh got me again.
	Etch, you've been working on that draw.
	Fastest knobs in the West.
Slinky	Uh, got a staff meeting, you guys.
	Come on, Let's go.
Woody	Now where is that-, oh
	Hey! Who moved my doodle pad way over here?
Rex	Wo------w.
Woody	Uh, how're you doing, Rex?
Rex	Were you scared? Tell me honestly.
Woody	I was close to being scared that time.
Rex	Oh, I am going for fearsome here, but I just don't feel it!
	I think I'm just coming off as annoying.
Woody	Ow! Oh, hi, Bo. Hi.
Bo	I wanted to thank you, Woody, for saving my flock.
Woody	Oh, hey, it was, uh, nothin'.
Bo	What do you say I get someone else to watch the sheep tonight?
Woody	Oh, yeah. I…
Bo	Remember. I am just a couple of blocks away.
Slinky	Come on. Come on.
	Smaller toys up front.
	Hey Woody, come on.
Woody	Oh, thanks, Mike.
	Okay--, Oh, whoa.
	Step back.
	For crying out loud.
	Okay. Thank you.
	Hello, Check.
	That better? Great.
	Everybody hear me?
	Up on the shelf, can you hear me? Great.
	Okay, first item today.
	Uh, oh, yeah--
	Has everyone picked a moving buddy?
Hamm	What? Moving buddy? You can't be serious.
Rex	Well, I didn't know we were supposed to have one already.
Potato Head	Do we have to hold hands?
Woody	Oh, yeah. You guys think this is a big joke.
	We've only got one week left before the move I don't want any toys left behind.
	A moving buddy. If you don't have one, get one!
	All right, next.
	Uh, oh, yes.
	Tuesday night's plastid corrosion awareness meeting…
	was, I think, a big success and we want to thank Mr. Spell for putting that on for us.
	Thank you, Mr. Spell.
Spell	You're welcome.
Woody	Okay. Uh, oh, yes.
	One, uh, minor note here.
	Andy's birthday party has been moved today.
	Uh, next we have--
Toys	Wait a minute.
	What do mean the party's today?
Rex	His birthday's not 'til next week!
Hamm	What's going on down here?
	Is his mom losin' her marbles?
Woody	Well, obviously, she wanted to have the party before the move.
	I'm not worried. You shouldn't be worried.
Potato Head	Of course, Woody ain't be worried.
	He's been Andy's favorite since kindergarten.
Slinky	Hey, hey. Come on, Potato Head.
	If Woody say it's all right, then, well, darn it.
	It's good enough for me.
	Woody has never steered us wrong before.
Woody	Come on, Guys.
	Every Christmas and birthday we go through this.
Rex	But what if Andy gets another dinosaur, a mean one?
	I just don't think I could take that kind of rejection!
Woody	Hey, Listen! No one's getting replaced
	This is Andy we're talking about.
	It doesn't matter how much we're played with.
	What matters is that we're here for Andy when he needs us.
	That's what we're made for, right?
Hamm	Pardon me. I hate to break up the staff meeting but they're here!
	Birthday guests at three o'clock!
Woody	Stay calm, everyone!
	Hey!
	Uh, meeting adjourned.
Hamm	Ho, boy, will you take a look at all those presents?
Potato Head	I can't see a thing.
Hamm	Yes, sir. We're next month's garage sale fodders for sure.
Rex	Any dinosaur-shaped ones?
Hamm	Oh for crying out loud
	They're all in boxes, you idiot.
Rex	They are getting bigger!
Slinky	Wait, There's nice little one over there.
Children	Hi!
Spell	Trash Can
	We are doomed.
Woody	All right. All right!
	If I send out the troops will you all calm down?
Rex	Yes! Yes! We promise!
Woody	Okay! Save your batteries.
Hamm	Eh, very good, Woody.
	That's using the old noodle.
Woody	Sarge1, establish a recon post downstairs, Code Red!
	You know what to do.
Sarge1	Yes, sir.
	All right, men.
	You heard him. Code Red!
	Repeat: we are at Code Red.
	Recon plan Charlie. Execute!
	Let's move. Move! Move! Move!
Andy's Mom	Okay, Come on, kids. Everyone in the living room. It's almost time for the presents.
Sarge1	All right, Gangway. Gangway
Woody	And this is how we find out…
	what is in those presents.
Andy's Mom	Okay, who's hungry?
	Here come the chips!
	I've got Cool Ranch and barbecue! Ow!
	What in the world? Oh! I thought I told him to pick these up.
Rex	Shouldn't they be there by now?
	What's taking them so long?
Woody	Hey, these guys are professionals.
	They are the best.
Sarge2	G-Go on without me. Just go.
Sarge2	A good Sarge2 never leaves a man behind.
Andy's Mom	Okay, everybody. Come on.
	Settle down. Now, kids.
	Everybody-- You sit in a circle.
	No, Andy. Andy, you sit in the middle there.
	Good. And which present are you gonna open first?
Sarge1	There they are.
	Come in, Mother Bird
	This is Alpha Bravo.
Woody	This is it. This is it.
Sarge1	Come in, Mother Bird
Woody	Quiet, quiet, quiet!
Sarge1	All right, Andy's opening the first present now.
Potato Head	Mrs. Potato Head!
	Mrs. Potato Head!
	Mrs. Potato Head!
	Hey, I can dream, can't I?
Sarge1	The bow's coming off.
	He's ripping the wrapping paper.
	It's a-- it's -- it's a--
	A lunch box.
	We've got a lunch box here.
Woody	A lunch box?
Potato Head	A lunch box?
Slinky	For lunch
Sarge1	Okay, second present
	It appears to be--
	Okay, it's bed sheets.
Potato Head	Who invited that kid?
Andy's Mom	Oh! Only one left.
Sarge1	Okay, we're on the last present now.
Woody	Last present!
Sarge1	It's a big one. It's a--
	It's a board game.
	Repeat: Battleship
Rex	Yay!
Potato Head	Hallelujah
Rex	Yeah, all right
Potato Head	Hey! Watch it
Hamm	Sorry there, old spud heads.
Sarge1	Mission accomplished.
	Well done, men. Pack it up
	We're going home.
Woody	So, did I tell you? Huh?
	Nothing to worry about.
Slinky	I knew you were right all along, Woody. Never doubted you for a second.
Andy's Mom	Wait a minute. What do we have here?
Children	Ohhh!
Sarge1	Wait! Turn that thing back on!
	Come in, Mother Bird
	Come in, Mother Bird
	Mom has pulled a surprise present from the closet!
	Andy's opening it. He's really excited about this one.
Andy	Mom! What is it?
	It's a huge package.
Sarge1	Oh, get outta the--
	One of the kids is in the way.
	I can't see.
	it's a--
Rex	It's a what?
	What is it?
	Oh, no!
Potato Head	Oh, ya big lizard! Now we'll never know what it is!
Hamm	Way to go, Rex!
Woody	No, no! Turn'em around!
	Turn'em around!
Hamm	Oh, he's puttin' 'em in backwards. You're-- puttin' 'em in backwards!
Woody	Plus is positive, minus is negative!
	Oh, let me!
Andy	Let's go to my room, guys!
Sarge1	Red alert! Red Alert!
	Andy is coming upstairs!
Woody	There!
Sarge1	Juvenile intrusion. Repeat; resume your positions now!
Woody	Andy's coming, everybody!
	Back to your places! Hurry!
	Go to your places!
	Go to your places!
	Go to your places!
Potato Head	Where's my ear!
	Who's seen my ear?
	Did you see my ear?
Rex	Out of my way!
	Here I come!
	Here I come Ohh!
Children	Hey, Look!
	It's lasers light up.
Child2	Take that Zurg!
Andy	Quick, make a space. This is where the spaceship lands.
	And he does it back, and he does a Karate-chop action
Andy's Mom	Come on down, guys!
	It's time for games!
child3	We got prizes!
Child3	Oh yeah!
Hamm	What is it?
	Can you see it?
Slinky	What the heck is up there?
Rex	Woody, who's up there with ya?
Slinky	Woody, what are you doing under bed
Woody	Uh, nothin'. Uh nothin'. I am sure Andy was just a little excited, that's all.
	Too much cake and ice cream, I suppose. It's just a mistake!
Potato Head	Well, that mistake is sitting in your spot, Woody.
Rex	Oh! Have you been replaced?
Woody	Hey, what did I tell you earlier?
	No one is getting replaced.
	Now, let's all be polite and give whatever it is up there…
	A nice, big Andy's-room welcome.
Buzz	Buzz Lightyear to Star Command.
	Come in Star Command.
	Star Command, come in.
	Do you read me?
	Why don't they answer?
	My Ship!
	Blast! This will take weeks to repair.
	Buzz Lightyear mission log. Stardate 4-0-7-2
	My Ship has run off course en route to sector 12
	I've crash-landed on a strange planet.
	The impact must awaken me from hypersleep.
	Terrain seems a bit unstable.
	No readout yet if the air is breathable.
	And there seems to be no sign of intelligent life anywhere.
Woody	Hello!
Buzz	Whoa!
Woody	He-Hey. Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa.
	Did I frighten you?
	Didn't mean to. Sorry
	Howdy. My name is Woody…
	And this is Andy's room.
	That's all I wanted to say.
	And also, there has been a bit of a mix-up.
	This is my spot, see-- the bed here.
Buzz	Local law enforcement.
	It's about time you got there.
	I'm Buzz Lightyear, Space Ranger. Universe Protection Unit.
	My ship has crash-landed here by mistake.
Woody	Yes, it is a mistake, because, you see, the bed here is my spot.
Buzz	I need to repair my turbo boosters.
	Do you people still use fossil fuels, or have you discovered crystallic fusion?
Woody	Well, let's see.
	We got double-A's
Buzz	Watch yourself!
	Halt! Who goes there?
Rex	Don't shoot!
	It's Okay. Friends.
Buzz	Do you know these life forms?
Woody	Yes, They are Andy's toys.
Buzz	All right, everyone.
	You're clear to come out.
	I am Buzz Lightyear.
	I come in peace.
Rex	Oh, I am so glad you are not a dinosaur!
Buzz	All right, thank you.
	Now, thank you all for your kind welcome.
Rex	Say, what's that button do?
Buzz	I'll show you.
	Buzz Lightyear to the rescue.
Rex	Whoa!
Potato Head	Man!
Rex	Hey, Woody's got something like that. His is a pull string.
	Only its--
Potato Head	Only its sounds like a car ran over it.
Hamm	Oh, yeah, but not like this one.
	This is a quality sound system.
	Probably all copper wiring, huh?
	So, uh, where you from?
	Singapore? Hong Kong?
Buzz	Well, no. Actually, I-I'm--I am stationed up in the Gamma Quadrant of Sector Four.
	As a member of the elite Universe Protection Unit of the Space Range Corps, I protect the galaxy from the threat of invasion from the Evil Emperor Zurg, sworn enemy of the Galactic Alliance.
Potato Head	Oh, really?
	I'm from Playskool.
Rex	And I'm from Mattel.
	Well, I'm not really from Mattel.
	I'm actually from a smaller company that was purchased in a leveraged buyout.
Woody	You'd think they'd never seen a new toy before.
Bo	Well, sure, look at him.
	He's got more gadgets on him than Swiss Army knife.
Buzz	Ah, ah, ah, ah! Please be careful. You don't want to be in the way when my laser goes off.
Potato Head	Hey, laser!
	How come you don't have a laser, Woody?
Woody	It's not a laser! It's a--
	It's a little light bulb that blinks.
Hamm	What's with him?
Potato Head	Laser envy.
Woody	All right. That's enough.
	Look, we're all very impressed with Andy's new toy.
Buzz	Toy?
Woody	T-O-Y. Toy!
Buzz	Excuse me. I-I think the word you're searching for is "Space Ranger."
Woody	The word I'm searching for I can't say because there's preschool toys present.
Potato Head	Gettin' kind of tense aren't ya?
Rex	Oh, uh, Mr. Lightyear, uh, now, I'm curious.
	What does a Space ranger actually do?
Woody	He's not a Space Ranger!
	He doesn't fight evil or-- or shoot lasers or fly!
Buzz	Excuse me.
Potato Head	Wow!
Hamm	Oh, Expressive wingspan. Very good.
Woody	Oh, what? What?
	These are plastic. He can' fly.
Buzz	They are terillium-carbonic alloys, and I can fly.
Woody	No you can't.
Buzz	Yes, I can.
Woody	You can't
Buzz	Can
Woody	Can't. Can't. Can't.
Buzz	I tell you, I could fly around this room with my eyes closed!
Woody	Okay, then, Mr. Light Beer, prove it.
Buzz	All right, then I will.
Buzz	Stand back, everyone.
Buzz	To infinity and beyond!
	Can!
Potato Head	Whoa!
Rex	Oh, wow! You flew magnificently!
Bo	I found my movin' buddy.
Buzz	Thank you. Th-thank you all.
	Thank you.
Woody	That wasn't flying. That was falling with style.
Potato Head	Man, the dolls must really go for you.
	Can you teach me that?
Slinky	Golly bob howdy!
Woody	Oh, shut!
	No, in a couple of days, everything will be just the way it was. They will see.
	They'll see. I'm still Andy's favorite toy.
Song	I was on top of the world livin' high
	It was right in my pocket
Andy	Whoa!
Song	I was living the life.
	Things were just the way they should be
	When from out of the sky like a bomb
	Comes some little punk in a rocket
	Now all of a sudden
	Some strange things
	are happening to me
Andy	Buzz Lightyear to the rescue.
Song	Strange things
	are happening to me
	Strange things
	Strange things
	are happening to me
	Ain't no doubt about it
	I had friends
	I had lots of friends
	Now all my friends are gone
	And I'm doing the best I can
	To carry on
	I had power
	power
	I was respected
	Respected.
	But not any more
	And I've lost the love of the one
	Whom I adore
	Let me tell you 'bout it
	Strange things
	are happening to me
	Strange things
	Strange things
	are happening to me
	Ain't no doubt about it
	Strange things
	Strange things
Woody	Oh, finally
	hey, who's got my hat
Shark	Look, I'm Woody.
	Howdy, howdy, howdy
Woody	Ah-ha, ah-ha
	Give me that.
Buzz	Say there, Lizard and Stretchy Dog,
	Let me show you something.
	It looks as though I've been accepted into your culture.
	Your chief Andy inscribed his name on me.
Rex	Wow! With permanent ink too!
Buzz	Well, I must get back to repairing my ship.
Bo	Don't let it get to you, Woody
Woody	Uh, let what?
	I don't uh--
	What do you mean? Who?
Bo	I know Andy's excited about Buzz.
	But you know he'll always have a special place for you.
Potato Head	Yeah, like the attic.
Woody	All right. That's it.
Buzz	Hmm, unidirectional bonding strip.
Robot	Mr. Lightyear wants more tape.
Woody	Listen. Light Snack
	You stay away from Andy.
	He's mine, and no one is taking him away from me.
Buzz	What are you talking about?
	Where's that bonding strip?
Woody	And another thing: stop with this spaceman thing!
	It's getting on my nerves!
Buzz	Are you saying you want to lodge a complaint with Star Command?
Woody	Oh-ho-ho! Okay!
	Ooh, well, so you wanna do it the hard way huh?
Buzz	Don't even think about it, cowboy.
Woody	Oh, yeah, tough guy?
Buzz	The air isn't toxic. How dare you open a spaceman's helmet on an uncharted planet!
	My eyeballs could've been sucked from their sockets.
	You actually think you are the Buzz Lightyear?
	Oh, all this time I thought it was an act.
	Hey, guys, look
	It's the real Buzz Lightyear!
Buzz	You're mocking on me, aren't you"
Woody	Oh, no, no. No, no, no, no, no.
	Buzz, look at alien!
Buzz	Where?
Sid	Yes. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Slinky	Whoa!
Woody	Uh-oh
Slinky	It's Sid
	don't move
Rex	I thought he was at summer camp.
Hamm	They, uh, must have kicked him out early this year.
Rex	Oh, no, not Sid!
Woody	Incoming
Rex	Who is this time?
Woody	Uh, I can't-- I can't tell.
	Hey, where's Lenny?
Lenny	Right here, Woody.
Rex	Oh, no, I can't bear to watch one of these again.
Sid	Stay where you are!
Woody	Oh, no, it's a Combat Carl!
Buzz	What's going on?
Woody	Nothing that concerns you spaceman; just us toys.
Buzz	I'd better take a look anyway.
	Why is the Sarge2 strapped to an explosive device?
Woody	That's why--Sid.
Buzz	Hmm, sure is a hairy fellow.
Woody	No, no, that's Scud, you idiot.
	That is Sid.
Buzz	You mean that happy child?
Potato Head	That ain't no happy child.
Rex	He tortures toys just for fun.
Buzz	Well, then, we got to do something
Woody	What are you doing? Get down from there?
Buzz	I'm gonna teach that boy a lesson.
Woody	Yeah, sure. You go ahead.
	Melt him with your scary laser.
Buzz	Be careful with that.
	It's extremely dangerous.
Rex	He's lighting it!
	He's lighting it!
	Hit the dirt!
Woody	Look out!
Sid	Yes! He's gone!
	He's history! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Buzz	I could have stopped him.
Woody	Buzz, I would love to see you try.
	Of course, I'd love to see you as a crater.
Bo	Yeah, The sooner we move, the better
Sid	Oh, what a great shot. Yeah!
Andy	To infinity and beyond!
Andy's Mom	Oh, all this packing makes me hungry. What would you say to dinner at, uh, oh, Pizza Planet?
Andy	Pizza Planet? Oh, cool!
Andy's Mom	Go wash your hands
	And I'll get Molly ready.
Andy	Can I bring some toys?
Andy's Mom	You can bring one toy.
Andy	Just one?
Woody	One toy.
	Will Andy pick me?
	"Don't count on it"?
	Ohh!
	Buzz! Oh, Buzz!
	Buzz Lightyear!
	Buzz Lightyear! Thank godness, We got trouble!
Buzz	Trouble? Where?
Woody	Down there. Just down there.
	A helpless toy.
	It's-- It's trapped, Buzz!
Buzz	Then we've no time to lose.
	I don't see anything.
Woody	Uh, he's there. Just--
	Just keep looking.
Buzz	What kind of toy--
Woody	Buzz
	Buzz
Woody	Buzz
Hamm	I don't see in the driveway.
Rex	Did you see what happened?
Slinky	I think he bounced into Sid's yard!
	Ohh! Buzz!
Rex	Hey, everyone!
	R.C.'s trying to say something.
	What is it, boy?
Potato Head	He's saying that this was no accident.
Slinky	Huh?
Bo	What do you mean?
Potato Head	I mean humpty-dumpty was pushed
Hamm	No!
Potato Head	By Woody!
Bo	What
Slinky	What?
Woody	Wait a minute. You-- You don't think I mean to knock Buzz out the window, do you? Potato Head?
Potato Head	That's Mr. Potato Head to you, you back-stabbin' murderer!
Woody	Now, it wan an accident, guys. Come on.
	Now, you-- gotta believe me.
Slinky	We believe ya, Woody.
	Right, Rex?
Rex	Well, ye--n--
	I don't like confrontations.
Sarge1	Where is your honor, dirt bag?
	You are an absolute disgrace!
	You don't deserve to-- Hey!
Potato Head	You couldn't handle Buzz cuttin' in on your playtime, could you, woody.
	Didn't want face the fact Buzz just might be Andy's new favorite toy.
	So you got rid of him. Well, what if Andy starts playing with me more, Woody, Huh?
	You're gonna knock me out of the window too?
Hamm	I don't think we should give him the chance.
Sarge2	There he is, men.
	Frag him!
Potato Head	Let's string him up by his pull string!
Rex	I've got dibs on his hat!
Bo	Would you boys stop it?
Toys	Tackle him!
Woody	No, No, No! W-W-Wait!
Bo	Boys stop it!
Woody	I can explain everything
Andy	Okay, Mom, be right down.
	I've gotta get Buzz.
Toys	Retreat!
Andy	Mom, do you know where Buzz is?
Andy's Mom	No, I haven't seen him.
Woody	Psst!
Andy's Mom	Andy, I'm heading out the door!
Andy	But, Mom, I can't find him!
Andy's Mom	Honey, just grab some other toy. Now, Come on.
Andy	Okay.
	I couldn't find my Buzz. I know I left him right there.
Andy's Mom	Honey, I'm sure he's around.
	You'll find him.
Slinky	It's too short. We need more monkeys.
Rex	There aren't any more!
	That's the whole barrel!
	Buzz, the monkeys aren't working
	We are formulating another plan!
	Stay calm!
	Oh, where could he be?
Andy	Can I help pump the gas?
Andy's Mom	Sure! I'll even let you drive.
Andy	Yeah?
Andy's Mom	Yeah, When you're 16.
Andy	Yuk, yuk, yuk. Funny mom.
Woody	Oh, Great. How am I gonna convince those guys it wan an accident?
	Buzz! Hah! You're alive!
	This is great! Oh, I'm saved! I'm saved! Andy will find you here.
	He'll take us back to the room, and then you can tell everyone…that this was all just a big mistake.
	Huh? Right Buddy?
Buzz	I just want you to know that even though you tried to terminate me, revenge is not an idea we promote in my planet.
Woody	Oh, oh. That's good.
Buzz	But we're not on my planet.
	Are we?
Woody	No!
	Okay. Come on You want a piece of me?
	Ow!
Buzz	Buzz-- Buzz-- Buzz
	Lightyear to the rescue.
Woody	Ah-ow!
Andy's Mom	Next stop--
Andy	Pizza Planet. Yeah!
Woody	Andy!
	Wh-- Doesn't he realize that I'm not there?
	I'm lost. Oh, I'm a lost toy!
Buzz	Buzz Lightyear Mission Log.
	The local sheriff and I seem to be at a huge refueling station of some sort.
Woody	You!
Buzz	According to my navi-computer, the--
Woody	Shut up!
	Just shut up, you idiot!
Buzz	Sheriff, this is no time to panic.
Woody	This is the perfect time to panic! I'm lost! Andy is gone!
	They are gonna move from their house in two days and it's all your fault!
Buzz	My-- My fault?
	If you hadn't pushed me out of the window in the first place--
Woody	Oh, yeah? Well, if you hadn't shown up in your stupid little cardboard spaceship…
	and taken away everything that was important to me--
Buzz	Don't talk to me about importance.
	Because of you the security of this entire universe is in jeopardy!
Woody	What? What are you talking about?
Buzz	Right now, poised at the edge of the galaxy, Emperor Zurg has been secretly building…
	a weapon with the destructive capacity to annihilate an entire planet!
	I alone have information that reveals this weapon's only weakness.
	And you, my friend, are responsible for delaying my rendezvous with Star Command!
Woody	You are a toy!
	You aren't the real Buzz Lightyear! You're a--
	Uh, You're an action figure!
	You're a child's plaything!
Buzz	You're a sad, strange little man, and you have pity. Farewell.
Woody	Oh, yeah? Well, good riddance, ya loony.
	"Rendezvous with Star Command."
Pizza Planet	Hey, gas dude!
Man	You talking to me?
Woody	Pizza Planet?
Pizza Planet	Yes, man.
	Can you help me?
	Do you know where Cutting Boulevard is?
Woody	Andy!
Man	Just a moment.
Woody	Oh, no!
	I can't show my face in that room without Buzz.
	Buzz! Buzz, come back!
Buzz	Go away!
Woody	No, Buzz, you gotta come back! I--
	I found a spaceship!
	It's a spaceship, Buzz.
	Come on, man, hurry up!
	Um, like, the pizzas are getting cold here.
Man	Oh, yeah, Cutting Boulevard.
Pizza Planet	Yeah, Yeah. Which way?
Buzz	Now, you're sure this space freighter will return…
	to its port of origin once it jettisons its food supply?
Woody	Uh-huh. And when we get there, we'll be able to find a way to transport you home.
Buzz	Well, then, let's climb aboard.
Woody	No, no, no, wait! Buzz! Buzz!
	Let's get in the back.
	No one will see us there.
Buzz	Negative. There are no restraining harnesses in the cargo area.
	We'll be much safer in the cockpit.
Woody	Yeah, but--
	Buzz! Buzz!
Pizza Planet	That's two lefts and a right, huh?
Man	Yeah.
Pizza Planet	Uh, thanks for the directions, okay?
Man	Yeah, remember, kid--
Woody	Buzz!
	"It's safer in the cockpit than the cargo bay."
	What an idiot.
infoman	Nest shuttle liftoff scheduled for T-Minus 30 minutes and counting.
Guard	You are cleared to enter.
	Welcome to Pizza Planet.
infoman	The white zone is for eating pizza--
Buzz	Sheriff!
	Sheriff? There you are.
	Now, the entrance is heavily guarded.
	We need a way to get inside.
	Great idea, Woody.
	I like your thinkin'.
Guard	You are cleared to enter.
Guard	Welcome to Pizza Planet.
Buzz	Now!
	Quickly, Sheriff!
	The air lock is closing.
infoman	Jones, party of five,
	your shuttle is now boarding--
child	Mom, can we have some tokens?
Buzz	Ow! Watch where you're going!
Woody	Sorry!
infoman	Nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one, zero.
Buzz	What a spaceport!
	Good work, Woody.
Andy	Mom, can I play black Hole?
	Please, please, please!
Woody	Andy!
Andy	Oh, it's so cool!
Buzz	Now, we need to find a ship that's headed for Sector 12.
Woody	Wait a minute. No, No, no, Buzz.
	This way! There's a special ship. I just saw it.
Buzz	You mean it has hyperdrive?
Woody	Hyperactive hyperdrive and Astro, uh turf!
Buzz	Where is it?
	I-I don't see the--
Buzz	Come on. That's it. Spaceship!
Woody	All right, Buzz, get ready. And--
Andy	Until the universe explodes!
Woody	Okay, Buzz, when I say go, we're gonna jump in the basket.
	Buzz!
Andy	Hey, Mom, if I eat all of my pizza,
Andy's Mom	No!
Andy	Can I have some alien slime?
Woody	This cannot be happening to me!
Frogs	A Stranger.
Frogs	From the outside.
Frogs	Ooh!
Buzz	Greetings.
	I am Buzz Lightyear.
	I come in peace.
Frogs	Tell me what it's like outside.
infoman	Before your space journey, re-energize your self with a slice of pepperoni.
	Now boarding at counter three.
Buzz	This is an intergalactic emergency. I need to commandeer your vessel to Sector 12.
	Who is in charge here?
Frogs	The claw.
	The claw is our master.
	The claw chooses who will go and who will stay.
Woody	This is ludicrous.
Sid	Hey, bozo, you got a brain in there?
	Take that!
Woody	Oh, no! Sid!
	Get down!
Buzz	What's gotten into you, sheriff? I wa--
Woody	You are the one…
	that decided to climb into this--
Frogs	Shh! The claw.
	It moves.
Frogs	I have been chosen!
	Farewell, my friends.
	I go on to a better placer.
Sid	Gotcha!
	A Buzz Lightyear?
	No way!
	Yes!
Woody	Buzz! No!
Sid	Hey!
Frogs	He has been chosen.
	He must go.
	You might anger the claw.
Woody	What are you doing? Stop it!
Frogs	The claw! The claw!
Woody	Stop it, you zealots!
Frogs	Do not fight the claw.
Sid	All right!
	Double Prizes!
	Let's go home and play!
Buzz	Sheriff, I can see your dwelling from here.
	You're almost home.
Frogs	Nirvana is coming.
	The mystic portal awaits.
Woody	Will you be quiet?
	You guys don't get it, do you?
	Once we go into Sid's house, we won't be coming out!
Sid	Whoa, Scud! Hey, boy!
	Sit! Good Boy.
	Hey, I got something for you, boy.
Woody	Freeze!
Sid	Ready, set, now!
	Hannah! Hey Hannah!
Hannah	What?
Sid	Did get my package in the mail?
Hannah	I don't know.
Sid	What do you mean you don't know?
Hannah	I don't know.
Sid	Oh, no. Hannah!
Hannah	What?
Sid	Look-- Janie!
Hannah	Hey!
Sid	She's sick!
Hannah	No, she's not!
Sid	I'll have to perform one of my operations.
Hannah	No!
Woody	Not Sid's room. Not there. No.
Hannah	Sid give her back!
	Sid!
Sid	Oh, no!
Hannah	Mom!
Sid	We have a sick patient here. Nurse.
	Prepare the O.R., stat!
	Patient is prepped.
	No one's ever attempted a double bypass…
	brain transplant before.
	Now for the tricky part.
	Pliers!
Buzz	I don't believe that man's ever been to medical school.
Sid	Doctor, you've done it!
	Hannah! Janie's all better now.
Hannah	Mom! Mom!
Sid	She's lying!
	Whatever she says, its not true.
Woody	We are gonna die.
	I'm outta here!
	Locked!
	There's gotta be another way outta here.
	Uh, Buzz, was that you?
	Hey, hi there, little fella.
	Come out here.
	Do you know a way outta here?
	Bu-Bu-Bu-Buzz!
	They're cannibals.
Buzz	Mayday, mayday.
	Come in, Star Command.
	Send reinforcements.
	Star command, do copy?
	I've set my laser from stun to kill.
Woody	Ah, great, great.
	Yeah, and if anyone attacks us, we can blink'em to earth.
Rex	He, you guys, I think I found him. Buzz, is that you?
	Whiskers, will you get out of here!
	You are interfering with a search and rescue.
	Look, they are home.
Andy	Mom, have you seen Woody?
Andy's Mom	Where was the last place you left him?
Andy	Right here in the van.
Andy's Mom	I'm sure he's there.
	You're not just looking hard enough.
Andy	He's not here, Mom.
	Woody's gone!
Bo	Woody's gone?
Hamm	Yeah, boy, the weasel ran away.
Potato Head	Huh, huh, I told you he was guilty.
Rex	Who would've though he was capable of such atrocities?
Bo	Oh, Slink
	I hope he's okay.
Sid	Oh, a survivor!
	Where's the rebel base?
	Talk!
	I can see your will is strong.
	Well, we have ways of making you talk.
	Where are your rebel friends now?
Sid's Mom	Sid, your Pop Tarts are ready!
Sid	All right!
Woody	A-h!
Buzz	Are you all right?
	I'm proud of you sheriff.
	A lesser man would've talked under such torture.
Woody	I hope this isn't permanent.
Buzz	Still no word from Star Command.
	We're not that far from the spaceport.
Woody	The door. It's open. We're free.
Buzz	Woody, we don't know what's out there!
Woody	I'll tell you wha--
	They're gonna eat us, Buzz!
	Do something, quick!
Buzz	Shield your eyes!
	It's not working.
	I recharged it before I left.
	I-It should be good for--
Woody	You idiot, you're a toy!
	Use your karate-chop action!
	Get away!
Buzz	Hey! Hey! How're you doin' that? Stop that!
Woody	Back! Back, you savages! Back!
Buzz	Woody, stop it.
Woody	Sorry, guys, but dinner's cancelled.
	There's no place like home.
	There's no place like home.
	There's no place like home.
Buzz	Another stunt like that, Cowboy,
	and you're gonna get us killed.
Woody	Don't tell me what to do.
Buzz	Shh!
Woody	Yee-haw! Giddyap, partner!
	We got to get this wagon train a-movin'!
Buzz	Split up!
TV	Calling Buzz Lightyear.
	Come in, Buzz Lightyear.
	This is Star Command.
	Buzz Lightyear,
Buzz	Star command, do you read me?
	Buzz Lightyear, responding.
	Read you loud and clear.
TV	Buzz Lightyear,
	planet Earth needs your help!
	On the way!
	Buzz Lightyear!
	The world's greatest superhero,
	now the world's greatest toy!
	Buzz has it all!
	Locking wrist communicator!
	Calling Buzz Lightyear!
	Karate-Chop action!
	Wow!
	Pulsating laser light!
	Total annihilation!
	Multi-phrase voice simulator!
	There's secret mission in uncharted space.
	And best of all,
	high pressure space wings!
	To infinity and beyond!
	Not a flying toy.
	Get your Buzz Lightyear
	action figure and save a galaxy near you!
	Buzz Lightyear!
	Available at all Al's Toy Barn
	outlets in the Tri-county area.
Song2	Out among the stars I sit
	Way beyond the moon
	In my silver ship I sail
	To a dream
	That ended soon
	Now I know
	Exactly who I am
	and What's I am here for
	You are a toy!
	You can't fly!
	And I will go sailing
	No more
Buzz	But no, it can't be true
Song2	I could fly if I wanted to.
	Like a bird in the sky
	If I believed I could fly
	Why, I'd fly
Buzz	To infinity and beyond!
Song2	Clearly I
	will go sailing
	No more
Hannah	Mom! Mom, have you seen my Sally doll?
Sid's Mom	What dear?
	What was that?
Hannah	Never mind!
Woody	Buzz, the coast is clear.
	Buzz, where are you?
Buzz	There's a secret mission
	in uncharted space. Let's go
Hannah	Really? That is
	so interesting.
	Would you like some tea, Mrs. Nesbitt?
Woody	Buzz!
Hannah	It's so nice you could join us on such late notice
Woody	Oh, no.
Hannah	What a lovely hat,
	Mrs. Nesbitt.
	It goes quite well with your head.
Woody	Hannah! Oh, Hannah!
Hannah	Mom? Please excuse me, ladies.
	I'll be right back.
	What is it, Mom?
	Mom, where are you?
Woody	Buzz! Hey! Buzz, are you okay?
Buzz	Gone!
	All of it's gone.
	Bye-Bye. Whoo-whoo. See ya
Woody	What happened to you?
Buzz	One minute you're defending the whole galaxy.
	and suddenly you find yourself suckin' down Darjeeling…
	with Marie Antoinette and her little sister.
Woody	I think you've had enough tea for today.
	Let's get you outta here, Buzz.
Buzz	Don't you get it?
	You see the hat?
	I am Mrs. Nesbitt?
	Uha, ha, ha,…
Woody	Snap out of it, Buzz!
Buzz	I-I-I'm-- I'm sorry, I --
	You're right.
	I'm just a little depressed.
	That's all.
	I-I can't get through this.
	Oh, I am a sham!
Woody	Shh!
	Look at me.
Woody	Quiet, Buzz!
Buzz	I can't even fly out of window!
	But the hat looked good?
	Tell me the hat looked good.
	The apron is a bit much.
Woody	Out the window!
	Buzz, you're a genius!
	Come on, come on. This way.
Buzz	Years of academy training wasted!
Potato Head	B-3
Hamm	Miss! G-6
Potato Head	Ohh! You sunk it!
	Are you peeking?
Hamm	Oh, quit your whining and pay up.
	No, No, not the ear.
	Give me the nose. Come on.
Potato Head	How about three out of five?
Woody	Hey, guys! Guys!
	Hey!
Potato Head	Son of the building block!
	It's Woody.
Hamm	He's in the psycho's bedroom.
Woody	H-H-H!
Hamm	Everyone! It's Woody!
Bo	Woody?
Slinky	It's kidding!
Sheep	Woody!
Woody	We're gonna get out of here, Buzz
	Buzz?
Slinky	Hey look!
Bo	Woody!
Woody	Oh, boy, am I glad to you guys!
Slinky	I knew you'd come back, Woody!
Bo	What are you doing over there?
Woody	It's a long story, Bo.
	I'll explain later.
	Here! Catch this!
Slinky	I got it, Woody!
Rex	He got it, woody!
Woody	Good going, Slinky!
	Now just, just
	tie it on to somethin'
Potato Head	Wait, wait, wait, wait.
	I got a better idea.
	How about we don't?
Slinky	Hey!
Bo	Potato Head
Potato Head	Did you all take stupid pills this morning?
	Have you forgotten what he did to Buzz? And now you want to let him back over here?
Woody	No! No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
	You got it--
	You got it all wrong Potato Head.
	Buzz is find. Buzz is right there. He's with me.
Potato Head	You are a liar!
Woody	No, I'm not!
	Buzz, come over here and I-just tell the nice toys that you'--
	that you're not dead.
	Just a sec! Buzz, will you get up here and give me a hand?
	That's very funny, Buzz.
	This is serious!
Rex	Hey, Woody, Where do ya go?
Potato Head	He's lying. Buzz ain't there.
Woody	Oh, hi, Buzz.
	Why don't you say hello
	to the guys over there?
	Hiya, fellas!
	To infinity and beyond!
Rex	Hey, look! It's Buzz!
Woody	Yeah! Hey, Buzz, let's show the guys our new secret best-friends handshake.
	Give me five, man!
Hamm	Something's screwy here.
Woody	So you see, we're friends now, guys. Aren't we, Buzz?
	You bet, give me hug
	Oh, I love you too.
Slinky	See, it is Buzz.
	Now give back the lights, Potato Head.
Potato Head	Wait just a minute.
Rex	What are you tryin' to pull?
Woody	Nothin'.
Hamm	Oh, that is disgusting
Potato Head	Murderer!
Woody	No! No, no, no, no, no!
Potato Head	You murdering dog!
Woody	It's not what you think,
	I swear!
Potato Head	Save it for the jury!
	I hope Sid pulls your voice box out, you creep.
Woody	No! No! No, no!
	Don't leave! Don't leave!
	Y-Ya gotta help us, please!
	You don't know what it's like over here!
Potato Head	Come on. Let's get out of here.
Hamm	Go back to your lives, citizens.
	Show's over.
Woody	Come back, Slink.
	Slink, please!
	Please listen to me!
	No! No. Come back!
	Slinky!
	Buzz!
	Go away, you disgusting freaks!
	All right back!
	Back you cannibals!
	He is still alive and you're--
	you're not gonna get him,
	you monsters!
	What are you doin'?
	Hey. Hey, they fixed you.
	But-- But they're cannibals. We saw them eat those other toys.
	Uh, sorry. I-I-I thought that you were gonna,…
	you kn--
	you know, eat my friend.
	Hey, no, no. Hey. Hey!
	What's wrong?
Sid's Mom	Sid!
Sid	Now now, Mom! I'm busy!
Woody	Sid!
	Buzz, come on, get up!
	Use your legs!
	Fine! Let Sid trash you!
	But don't blame me!
Sid	It came! It finally came!
	The "Big One"
	Extremely dangerous.
	Keep out of reach of children.
	Cool What I'm I gonna blow?
	Man! Hey, where's that wimpy cowboy doll?
	Yes
	I've always wanted to put a spaceman into orbit.
	Oh, no!
	Oh, man!
	Sid Philips reporting.
	Launch of the shuttle has been delayed due to adverse weather conditions at the launch site.
	Tomorrow's forecast? Sunny.
	Sweet dreams.
Andy's Mom	I looked everywhere honey, but all I could find was your hat.
Andy	W-What if we leave them behind?
Andy's Mom	Oh, don't worry, honey.
	I'm sure we'll find Woody and Buzz before we leave tomorrow.
Rex	I need air.
Potato Head	Will you quit moving around?
Rex	I'm sorry. It's just that
	I get-- I get so nervous before I travel.
Potato Head	How did I get stuck with you as a moving buddy?
Rex	Everyone else was picked!
Bo	Woody
	If only you could see
	how much Andy misses you.
Woody	Psst! Psst! Hey, Buzz!
	Hey. Get over here and see if you can get this toolbox off me.
	Oh, come on Buzz, I--
	Buzz, I can't do this without you.
	I need your help.
Buzz	I can't help.
	I can't help anyone.
Woody	Why, sure you can, Buzz.
	You can get me out of here.
	And then I'll get that rocket off you can we'll make a break for Andy's house.
Buzz	Andy's house, Sid's house.
	What's the difference?
Woody	Oh, Buzz, you've had a big fall.
	Y-You must not be thinking clearly.
Buzz	No, Woody, for the first time
	I am thinking clearly.
	You were right all along.
	I'm not a Space Ranger.
	I'm just a toy. A stupid little insignificant toy.
Woody	Whoa, hey, wait a minute.
	Being a toy is a lot better than being a, a Space Ranger.
	Yeah, right.
Buzz	Not, it is.
Woody	Look, over in that house is a kid who thinks you are the greatest, and it's not because you're a Space Ranger, pal.
	It's because you are a toy.
	You are his toy.
Buzz	But why would Andy want me?
Woody	Why would Andy want you?
	Look at you!
	You're a Buzz Lightyear!
	Any other toy would give up his moving parts just to be you.
	You've got wings!
	You glow in the dark! You talk!
	Your helmet does that--
	that-- that "whoosh" thing.
	You are a cool boy.
	As a matter of fact you're too cool.
	I mean-- I mean, what chance does a toy like me have…
	against a Buzz Lightyear action figure?
	All I can do is--
	"There is a snake in my boots!"
	Why would Andy ever want to play with me when he's got you?
	I'm the one that should be strapped to that rocket.
	Listen, Buzz, forget about me.
	You should get out of here while you can.
	Buzz, what are you doin'?
	I thought you--
Buzz	Come on, Sheriff.
	There is a kid over in that house who needs us. Now let's get you out of this thing.
	Hit it!
Woody	Yes, sir.
	Come on, Buzz, we can do it.
Buzz	Woody! It's the moving van!
	We gotta get out of here now.
Woody	Come on, Buzz.
	All right.
	Buzz. Hey, I'm out!
	Almost here.
Sid	I wanna ride the pony.
Buzz	Whew.
	Woody. Woody. Are you all right?
Woody	No, I am fine. I'm okay.
Sid	Oh, yeah!
	Time for liftoff! Whoo!
	To infinity and beyond!
	Whoo-hoo!
Woody	Back, Back!
	Down! Down!
	Okay, what do I do?
	Come on, Woody, think.
	Guys!
	No, no, no, no, wait!
	Wait. Listen. Please.
	There's a good toy down there
	and he's-- he's gonna be blown to bits in a few minutes,
	All because of me.
	We gotta save him.
	But I need your help.
	Please, he's my friend.
	He's the only one I've got
	Thank you.
	Okay, I think I know what to do.
	We're going to have to break a few rules, but if it works it'll help everybody.
Sid	Houston to Mission Control.
	Cone in Control.
	Lauchpad is being constructed.
Woody	All right, listen up.
	I need Pump Boy here.
	Ducky here, legs!
	You're with Ducky.
	RollerBob and I don't move till we get the signal. Clear?
	Okay, Let's move!
	Wind the frog!
	Wait for the signal.
	Go!
	All right, let's go!
Hannah	I'll get it!
Woody	Now!
Hannah	I'm coming, I'm coming.
	Whoa, Scud!
	Stupid dog!
Woody	Lean back!
Sid	Uh, Mission Control
	is the lauchpad
	construction complete?
	Uh, roger. Rocket is now secured to guide wire.
	We are currently obtaining the ignition sticks.
	Countdown will commence momentarily. Stand by.
Woody	Let's go.
Sid	Hey, Mom!
	Where are the matches?
	Oh, wait, here they are.
	Never mind!
Buzz	Woody! Great!
	Help me out of this thing.
Woody	Shh!
Buzz	What?
Woody	It's okay.
	Everything's under control.
Buzz	Woody, what are you doing?
Sid	Houston, all systems are go.
	Requesting permissions to launch.
	Hey, How'd you get out here?
	Oh, well. You and I can have a cookout later.
	Houston, do we have permission to launch?
	Uh, roger. Permission granted.
	You are confirmed at T-minus ten seconds…
	and counting
	Ten, nine, eight, seven,
	six, five, four, three, two, one--
Woody	Reach for the sky.
Sid	Huh?
Woody	This town ain't big enough for the two of us.
Sid	What?
Woody	Somebody's poisoned the water hole.
Sid	It's busted.
Woody	Who are you calling "busted" buster?
Sid	Huh?
Woody	That's right.
	I'm talking to you Sid Philips!.
Sid	Huh?
Woody	We don't like being blown up, Sid.
	Or smashed. Or ripped apart.
Sid	We?
Woody	That's right. Your toys.
Toys	Mama! Mama!
	Mama! Mama!
	Mama!
Woody	From now on you must take good care of your toys,
	because if you don’t' we'll find out, Sid.
	We toys can see everything.
	So play nice
	Hah! Hah!
	We did it! We did it! Yes!
Sid	The toys! The toys are alive!
	N-Nice toy.
Hannah	What's wrong, Sid? Don't you want to play with Sally?
	Nice works, fellas. Good job.
Woody	Coming out of the ground.
	What a touch.
	That was a stroke of genius.
Buzz	Woody.
	Thanks.
Andy's Mom	Everybody say, "Bye, House!"
	Woody! The Van!
Andy	Bye, House.
Woody	We gotta run. Thanks guys!
	Quick!
Buzz	Just go! I'll catch up.
Woody	Come on!
Buzz	You can do it, Woody!
Woody	I made it.
	Ow! Get away, you stupid dog!
	Down! Down!
Buzz	Hold on, Woody!
Woody	I can't do it!
	Take care of Andy for me!
Buzz	No!
Woody	Buzz!
Potato Head	Ow!
Rex	Are we there already?
	Woody?
Toys	Woody?
	How did you--
	How'd he get here?
	Where have you--
	What happened-- Ow!
	What's goin' on?
	What's the--
	What's he takin'?
Woody	Aha! There you are!
Potato Head	Hey, what's he doing?
Rex	He's at it again!
Woody	Hah! Hah! Hah!
Potato Head	Get him!
Rex	Come on!
	Get him!
Toys	Aah! Aah!
Woody	No! No!
	No, no, no, no, wait!
Toys	Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Woody	Whoa, whoa, whoa,whoa, whoa, whoa!
Toys	Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Hamm	Big pile!
Cars	Get out of that car!
	Move it!
Buzz	Whew.
Woody	No, please! You don't understand!
	Buzz is out there!
	We gotta help him!
Potato Head	Toss him overboard!
Woody	No, no, no, no, no! Wait! Aaah!
Rex	Hooray!
	So long, Woody!
Buzz	Ohh, Woody!
Woody	Ohh!
	Oh! Well, thanks for the ride!
	Look out! Aaaah!
	Now let's catch up to that truck!
Binocular	Guys! Guys!
	Woody's riding R.C.!
Bo	What?
Binocular	And Buzz is with him!
Potato Head	Oh, what? Buzz?
Bo	It is Buzz!
	Woody was telling the truth!
Slinky	What have we done?
Rex	Great! Now I have guilt!
Woody	We're almost there!
Bo	Rocky! The ramp!
Toys	Come on, Woody, Buzz!
	You can do it.
Buzz	Look out!
Slinky	Quick! Hold on to my tail!
Potato Head	Atta boy, Slink!
Slinky	Uhh! Woody!
	Woody! Speed up!
Rex	Speed up!
Woody	The batteries!
	They're running out!
Slinky	Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
	Whoa!
Slinky	Aaah! Aaah!
Radio	Hakunda Matata
	What a wonderful phrase
Slinky	I can't hold on much longer!
Woody	Slink, hang on!
Slinky	Ouch!
Woody	Great!
Buzz	Woody, the rocket!
Woody	The match!
	Yes, thank you, Sid!
	No! No, no! No!
	No!
	Oh, no, no, no!
	No!
Buzz	Woody, what are you doing?
Woody	Hold still, Buzz.
Buzz	You did it! Next stop, Andy.
Woody	Wait a minute. I just lit a rocket.
	Rockets explode!
Slinky	I should've held on longer.
Binocular	Look! Look! It's Woody and Buzz coming up fast!
Toys	Woody!
Rex	Run! Take cover!
Woody	Aaah! This is the part where we blow up!
Buzz	Not today!
Woody	Hey, Buzz, you're flying!
Buzz	This isn't flying.
	This is falling with style.
Woody	Ah ha ha!
	To infinity and beyond!
	Oh, Buzz, we missed the truck.
Buzz	We are not aiming for the truck.
Andy	Hey! Wow!
Andy's Mom	What? What is it?
Andy	Woody! Buzz!
Andy's Mom	Oh, great! You found'em.
	Where were they?
Andy	Here in the car!
Andy's Mom	See?
	Now, what did I tell you?
	Right where you left'em.
Andy	Which one can I open first?
	Let's let Molly open one.
Sarge2s	Frankincense, this Myrrh.
Hamm	Hey, heads up, everybody!
Rex	It's show time!
Woody	Oh, Bo. There's gotta be a less painful way to get my attention.
Bo	Merry Christmas, Sheriff.
Woody	Say, isn't that mistletoe?
	Mm-hmm.
Rex	Maybe Andy'll get another dinosaur, like a leaf eater.
	That way I could play the, uh, dominant predator!
Sarge1	Quiet, everyone, quiet.
Andy's Mom	Molly's first present is…
Sarge1	Mrs. Potato Head.
	Repeat, a Mrs Potato Head!
Hamm	Way to go Idaho!
Potato Head	Gee, I'd better shave.
Sarge1	Come in, Frankincense.
	Andy is now opening
	his first present. It's--
Woody	Buzz. Buzz Lightyear.
	You are not worried, are you?
Sarge1	I can't quite--
Buzz	Me? No.
Sarge1	make out--
Buzz	No. No, no, no, no, no, no.
	Mm-mmm.
Sarge1	A large box.
	It's, it's, it's--
Buzz	Are you?
Woody	Oh, now, Buzz.
	What could Andy possibly get that is worse than you?
	Oh, what is it? What is it?
	Wow! A puppy!

Theme Song	You've got a friend in me.
	You've got a friend in me.
	When the road looks rough ahead
	And you're miles and miles
	from your nice warm bed
	You just remember
	what your old pal said
	Boy, you got a friend in me.
	Yeah, you got a friend in me.
	You've got a friend in me.
	You've got a friend in me.
	You got troubles
	Then I got 'em too.
	There isn't anything I wouldn't do for you.
	If we stick together
	we can see it through
	cause you got a friend in me.
	You got a friend in me.
	Now, some other folks might be
	a little bit smarter than I am
	Bigger and stronger too
	Maybe
	But none of them will ever
	love you the way I do
	It's me and you boy
	And as the years go by
	Our friendship will never die
	You're gonna see
	it's our destiny
	You've got a friend in me.
	You've got a friend in me.
	You've got a friend in me.