| |
|
|
| |
|
|
| Potato Head |
All right
everyone. This is a stickup. Don't anybody move . |
 |
| Potato Head |
Now, empty
that safe. |
| |
Money,
money, money |
| Bo |
Stop it!
Stop it! You mean old potato. |
| Potato Head |
Quiet! Bo
Peep. Or your sheep get run over. |
| Sheep |
Help baa.
Help us. |
| Bo |
Oh, no. Not
my sheep. Somebody, do something. |
|
| Woody |
Reach for
the sky. |
|
| Potato Head |
Oh no!
Sheriff Woody. |
|
| Woody |
I am here to
stop you, One-eyed Bart. |
|
| Potato Head |
How'd you
know it's me? |
|
| Woody |
Are you
gonna come quietly. |
|
| Potato Head |
You can't
touch me Sheriff. |
 |
| Potato Head |
I brought my
attack dog with the built-in force field. |
| Woody |
Well I
brought my dinosaur who eats force-field dogs. |
| |
You are
going to jail Bart. So good bye to the wife and 'tater tots. |
| Andy |
You saved
the day again, Woody |
| Woody |
You are my
favorite deputy. |
| Song |
You got a
friend in me. |
|
| |
You got a
friend in me. |
|
| Andy |
Come on
let's wrangle up the cattle. |
|
| Song |
When the
road looks rough ahead |
|
| |
And you
are miles and miles |
|
| |
from your
nice, warm bed |
|
| Andy |
Round 'em up
Cowboy. |
|
| Song |
Just
remember. |
|
| |
What your
old pal said: |
|
| |
Boy, you
got a friend in me. |
|
| Andy |
Yee-haw! |
|
| Song |
Yeah! You
got a friend in me. |
|
| Andy |
Hey, Cowboy. |
|
| Song |
Some
other folks might be little smarter than I am |
|
| |
big and
stronger. |
|
| Andy |
Come on
Woody. |
|
| Song |
Maybe |
|
| |
But none
of them will ever love you the way I do |
|
| |
It's me
and you, boy. |
|
| |
And as
the years go by, |
|
| |
Our
friendship will never die. |
|
| |
You're
gonna see it's our destiny. |
|
| |
You got a
friend in me. |
|
| Andy |
All right. |
|
| Song |
You got a
friend in me. |
|
| Andy |
Score. |
|
| Song |
You got a
friend in me. |
|
| |
Wow, cool! |
|
| Andy's Mom |
What do you
think? |
|
| Andy |
Oh this
looks great, mom! |
|
| Andy's Mom |
Okay,
birthday boy. |
|
| Andy |
We saw that
at the store |
|
| Andy |
I asked you
for it. |
|
| |
I hope I
have enough places. |
|
| |
Wow, look at
that, that's so・ |
|
| |
Oh, My gosh,
you got・ |
|
| |
One, two,
three, four. Yeah I think that's going to be enough. |
|
| |
Can we leave
this up 'til we move? |
|
| |
Well, sure. |
|
| |
We can leave
it up. |
|
| |
Yeah! |
|
| |
Now go get
Molley. |
|
| |
Your friends
are going to be here any minutes. |
|
| |
Okay! |
|
| |
It's
partytime Woody. |
|
| |
Yee-haw! |
|
| Andy |
Howdy little
lady. |
|
| Woody |
Somebody's
has poisoned the water hole. |
|
| Andy |
Come on,
Molley |
|
| |
Oh, you are
getting heavy. |
|
| |
See you
later Woody. |
|
| Woody |
Pull my
string |
|
| |
The Birthday
party's today? |
|
| |
Ok,
Everybody. Coast is clear. |
|
| Potato Head |
Ages three
and up. |
|
| |
it's on my
box "Ages three and up" |
|
| |
I am not
supposed to be baby-sitting Princess Drool. |
|
| Potato Head |
Hey, Hamm,
Look. I'm Picasso! |
|
| Hamm |
I don't get
it. |
|
| Potato Head |
You
uncultured swine. |
|
| |
What are you
looking at? Ya Jockey puck? |
|
| Woody |
Uh, Hey
Sarge? |
|
| |
Have you
seen Slinky? |
|
| Sarge1 |
Sir. No. Sir |
|
| Woody |
Ok, Hey
Thank you. At ease. |
|
| |
Hey Uh
Slinky? |
|
| Slinky |
Right here
Woody. |
|
| |
I -I am red
this time. |
|
| Woody |
No, S-Slinky・ |
|
| Slinky |
Oh, well,
you are right |
|
| |
You can be
red if you want. |
|
| Woody |
N- Not Now,
Slink. |
|
| |
I got some
bad news. |
|
| Slinky |
Bad news? |
|
| Woody |
Shh, Shh,
Shh! |
|
| |
Just gather
everyone up for a staff meeting, and be happy. |
|
| Slinky |
Got it. |
|
| Woody |
Be happy. |
|
| Slinky |
Staff
meeting everyone. |
|
| |
Smoke,
Roobot, Podium, please. |
|
| Woody |
Hey, Etch,
draw. |
|
| |
Oh got me
again. |
|
| |
Etch, you've
been working on that draw. |
|
| |
Fastest
knobs in the West. |
|
| Slinky |
Uh, got a
staff meeting, you guys. |
|
| |
Come on,
Let's go. |
|
| Woody |
Now where is
that-, oh |
|
| |
Hey! Who
moved my doodle pad way over here? |
|
| Rex |
Wo------w. |
|
| Woody |
Uh, how're
you doing, Rex? |
|
| Rex |
Were you
scared? Tell me honestly. |
|
| Woody |
I was close
to being scared that time. |
|
| Rex |
Oh, I am
going for fearsome here, but I just don't feel it! |
|
| |
I think I'm
just coming off as annoying. |
|
| Woody |
Ow! Oh, hi,
Bo. Hi. |
|
| Bo |
I wanted to
thank you, Woody, for saving my flock. |
|
| Woody |
Oh, hey, it
was, uh, nothin'. |
|
| Bo |
What do you
say I get someone else to watch the sheep tonight? |
|
| Woody |
Oh, yeah. I・ |
|
| Bo |
Remember. I
am just a couple of blocks away. |
|
| Slinky |
Come on.
Come on. |
|
| |
Smaller toys
up front. |
|
| |
Hey Woody,
come on. |
|
| Woody |
Oh, thanks,
Mike. |
|
| |
Okay--, Oh,
whoa. |
|
| |
Step back. |
|
| |
For crying
out loud. |
|
| |
Okay. Thank
you. |
|
| |
Hello,
Check. |
|
| |
That better?
Great. |
|
| |
Everybody
hear me? |
|
| |
Up on the
shelf, can you hear me? Great. |
|
| |
Okay, first
item today. |
|
| |
Uh, oh,
yeah-- |
|
| |
Has everyone
picked a moving buddy? |
|
| Hamm |
What? Moving
buddy? You can't be serious. |
|
| Rex |
Well, I
didn't know we were supposed to have one already. |
|
| Potato Head |
Do we have
to hold hands? |
|
| Woody |
Oh, yeah.
You guys think this is a big joke. |
|
| |
We've only
got one week left before the move I don't want any toys left
behind. |
|
| |
A moving
buddy. If you don't have one, get one! |
|
| |
All right,
next. |
|
| |
Uh, oh, yes. |
|
| |
Tuesday
night's plastid corrosion awareness meeting・ |
|
| |
was, I
think, a big success and we want to thank Mr. Spell for putting
that on for us. |
|
| |
Thank you,
Mr. Spell. |
|
| Spell |
You're
welcome. |
|
| Woody |
Okay. Uh,
oh, yes. |
|
| |
One, uh,
minor note here. |
|
| |
Andy's
birthday party has been moved today. |
|
| |
Uh, next we
have-- |
|
| Toys |
Wait a
minute. |
|
| |
What do mean
the party's today? |
|
| Rex |
His
birthday's not 'til next week! |
|
| Hamm |
What's going
on down here? |
|
| |
Is his mom
losin' her marbles? |
|
| Woody |
Well,
obviously, she wanted to have the party before the move. |
|
| |
I'm not
worried. You shouldn't be worried. |
|
| Potato Head |
Of course,
Woody ain't be worried. |
|
| |
He's been
Andy's favorite since kindergarten. |
|
| Slinky |
Hey, hey.
Come on, Potato Head. |
|
| |
If Woody say
it's all right, then, well, darn it. |
|
| |
It's good
enough for me. |
|
| |
Woody has
never steered us wrong before. |
|
| Woody |
Come on,
Guys. |
|
| |
Every
Christmas and birthday we go through this. |
|
| Rex |
But what if
Andy gets another dinosaur, a mean one? |
|
| |
I just don't
think I could take that kind of rejection! |
|
| Woody |
Hey, Listen!
No one's getting replaced |
|
| |
This is Andy
we're talking about. |
|
| |
It doesn't
matter how much we're played with. |
|
| |
What matters
is that we're here for Andy when he needs us. |
|
| |
That's what
we're made for, right? |
|
| Hamm |
Pardon me. I
hate to break up the staff meeting but they're here! |
|
| |
Birthday
guests at three o'clock! |
|
| Woody |
Stay calm,
everyone! |
|
| |
Hey! |
|
| |
Uh, meeting
adjourned. |
|
| Hamm |
Ho, boy,
will you take a look at all those presents? |
|
| Potato Head |
I can't see
a thing. |
|
| Hamm |
Yes, sir.
We're next month's garage sale fodders for sure. |
|
| Rex |
Any
dinosaur-shaped ones? |
|
| Hamm |
Oh for
crying out loud |
|
| |
They're all
in boxes, you idiot. |
|
| Rex |
They are
getting bigger! |
|
| Slinky |
Wait,
There's nice little one over there. |
|
| Children |
Hi! |
|
| Spell |
Trash Can |
|
| |
We are
doomed. |
|
| Woody |
All right.
All right! |
|
| |
If I send
out the troops will you all calm down? |
|
| Rex |
Yes! Yes! We
promise! |
|
| Woody |
Okay! Save
your batteries. |
|
| Hamm |
Eh, very
good, Woody. |
|
| |
That's using
the old noodle. |
|
| Woody |
Sarge1,
establish a recon post downstairs, Code Red! |
|
| |
You know
what to do. |
|
| Sarge1 |
Yes, sir. |
|
| |
All right,
men. |
|
| |
You heard
him. Code Red! |
|
| |
Repeat: we
are at Code Red. |
|
| |
Recon plan
Charlie. Execute! |
|
| |
Let's move.
Move! Move! Move! |
|
| Andy's Mom |
Okay, Come
on, kids. Everyone in the living room. It's almost time for the
presents. |
|
| Sarge1 |
All right,
Gangway. Gangway |
|
| Woody |
And this is
how we find out・ |
|
| |
what is in
those presents. |
|
| Andy's Mom |
Okay, who's
hungry? |
|
| |
Here come
the chips! |
|
| |
I've got
Cool Ranch and barbecue! Ow! |
|
| |
What in the
world? Oh! I thought I told him to pick these up. |
|
| Rex |
Shouldn't
they be there by now? |
|
| |
What's
taking them so long? |
|
| Woody |
Hey, these
guys are professionals. |
|
| |
They are the
best. |
|
| Sarge2 |
G-Go on
without me. Just go. |
|
| Sarge2 |
A good
Sarge2 never leaves a man behind. |
|
| Andy's Mom |
Okay,
everybody. Come on. |
|
| |
Settle down.
Now, kids. |
|
| |
Everybody--
You sit in a circle. |
|
| |
No, Andy.
Andy, you sit in the middle there. |
|
| |
Good. And
which present are you gonna open first? |
|
| Sarge1 |
There they
are. |
|
| |
Come in,
Mother Bird |
|
| |
This is
Alpha Bravo. |
|
| Woody |
This is it.
This is it. |
|
| Sarge1 |
Come in,
Mother Bird |
|
| Woody |
Quiet,
quiet, quiet! |
|
| Sarge1 |
All
right, Andy's opening the first present now. |
|
| Potato Head |
Mrs. Potato
Head! |
|
| |
Mrs. Potato
Head! |
|
| |
Mrs. Potato
Head! |
|
| |
Hey, I can
dream, can't I? |
|
| Sarge1 |
The bow's
coming off. |
|
| |
He's
ripping the wrapping paper. |
|
| |
It's a--
it's -- it's a-- |
|
| |
A lunch
box. |
|
| |
We've got
a lunch box here. |
|
| Woody |
A lunch box? |
|
| Potato Head |
A lunch box? |
|
| Slinky |
For lunch |
|
| Sarge1 |
Okay,
second present |
|
| |
It
appears to be-- |
|
| |
Okay,
it's bed sheets. |
|
| Potato Head |
Who invited
that kid? |
|
| Andy's Mom |
Oh! Only one
left. |
|
| Sarge1 |
Okay,
we're on the last present now. |
|
| Woody |
Last
present! |
|
| Sarge1 |
It's a
big one. It's a-- |
|
| |
It's a
board game. |
|
| |
Repeat:
Battleship |
|
| Rex |
Yay! |
|
| Potato Head |
Hallelujah |
|
| Rex |
Yeah, all
right |
|
| Potato Head |
Hey! Watch
it |
|
| Hamm |
Sorry there,
old spud heads. |
|
| Sarge1 |
Mission
accomplished. |
|
| |
Well done,
men. Pack it up |
|
| |
We're going
home. |
|
| Woody |
So, did I
tell you? Huh? |
|
| |
Nothing to
worry about. |
|
| Slinky |
I knew you
were right all along, Woody. Never doubted you for a second. |
|
| Andy's Mom |
Wait a
minute. What do we have here? |
|
| Children |
Ohhh! |
|
| Sarge1 |
Wait! Turn
that thing back on! |
|
| |
Come in,
Mother Bird |
|
| |
Come in,
Mother Bird |
|
| |
Mom has
pulled a surprise present from the closet! |
|
| |
Andy's
opening it. He's really excited about this one. |
|
| Andy |
Mom! What is
it? |
|
| |
It's a huge
package. |
|
| Sarge1 |
Oh, get
outta the-- |
|
| |
One of
the kids is in the way. |
|
| |
I can't
see. |
|
| |
it's a-- |
|
| Rex |
It's a what? |
|
| |
What is it? |
|
| |
Oh, no! |
|
| Potato Head |
Oh, ya big
lizard! Now we'll never know what it is! |
|
| Hamm |
Way to go,
Rex! |
|
| Woody |
No, no!
Turn'em around! |
|
| |
Turn'em
around! |
|
| Hamm |
Oh, he's
puttin' 'em in backwards. You're-- puttin' 'em in backwards! |
|
| Woody |
Plus is
positive, minus is negative! |
|
| |
Oh, let me! |
|
| Andy |
Let's go to
my room, guys! |
|
| Sarge1 |
Red
alert! Red Alert! |
|
| |
Andy is
coming upstairs! |
|
| Woody |
There! |
|
| Sarge1 |
Juvenile
intrusion. Repeat; resume your positions now! |
|
| Woody |
Andy's
coming, everybody! |
|
| |
Back to your
places! Hurry! |
|
| |
Go to your
places! |
|
| |
Go to your
places! |
|
| |
Go to your
places! |
|
| Potato Head |
Where's my
ear! |
|
| |
Who's seen
my ear? |
|
| |
Did you see
my ear? |
|
| Rex |
Out of my
way! |
|
| |
Here I come! |
|
| |
Here I come
Ohh! |
|
| Children |
Hey, Look! |
|
| |
It's lasers
light up. |
|
| Child2 |
Take that
Zurg! |
|
| Andy |
Quick, make
a space. This is where the spaceship lands. |
|
| |
And he does
it back, and he does a Karate-chop action |
|
| Andy's Mom |
Come on
down, guys! |
|
| |
It's time
for games! |
|
| child3 |
We got
prizes! |
|
| Child3 |
Oh yeah! |
|
| Hamm |
What is it? |
|
| |
Can you see
it? |
|
| Slinky |
What the
heck is up there? |
|
| Rex |
Woody, who's
up there with ya? |
|
| Slinky |
Woody, what
are you doing under bed |
|
| Woody |
Uh, nothin'.
Uh nothin'. I am sure Andy was just a little excited, that's all. |
|
| |
Too much
cake and ice cream, I suppose. It's just a mistake! |
|
| Potato Head |
Well, that
mistake is sitting in your spot, Woody. |
|
| Rex |
Oh! Have you
been replaced? |
|
| Woody |
Hey, what
did I tell you earlier? |
|
| |
No one is
getting replaced. |
|
| |
Now, let's
all be polite and give whatever it is up there・ |
|
| |
A nice, big
Andy's-room welcome. |
|
| Buzz |
Buzz
Lightyear to Star Command. |
|
| |
Come in Star
Command. |
|
| |
Star
Command, come in. |
|
| |
Do you read
me? |
|
| |
Why don't
they answer? |
|
| |
My Ship! |
|
| |
Blast! This
will take weeks to repair. |
|
| |
Buzz
Lightyear mission log. Stardate 4-0-7-2 |
|
| |
My Ship has
run off course en route to sector 12 |
|
| |
I've
crash-landed on a strange planet. |
|
| |
The impact
must awaken me from hypersleep. |
|
| |
Terrain
seems a bit unstable. |
|
| |
No readout
yet if the air is breathable. |
|
| |
And there
seems to be no sign of intelligent life anywhere. |
|
| Woody |
Hello! |
|
| Buzz |
Whoa!
|
|
| Woody |
He-Hey.
Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa. |
|
| |
Did I
frighten you? |
|
| |
Didn't mean
to. Sorry |
|
| |
Howdy. My
name is Woody・ |
|
| |
And this is
Andy's room. |
|
| |
That's all I
wanted to say. |
|
| |
And also,
there has been a bit of a mix-up. |
|
| |
This is my
spot, see-- the bed here. |
|
| Buzz |
Local law
enforcement. |
|
| |
It's about
time you got there. |
|
| |
I'm Buzz
Lightyear, Space Ranger. Universe Protection Unit. |
|
| |
My ship has
crash-landed here by mistake. |
|
| Woody |
Yes, it is a
mistake, because, you see, the bed here is my spot. |
|
| Buzz |
I need to
repair my turbo boosters. |
|
| |
Do you
people still use fossil fuels, or have you discovered crystallic
fusion? |
|
| Woody |
Well, let's
see. |
|
| |
We got
double-A's |
|
| Buzz |
Watch
yourself! |
|
| |
Halt! Who
goes there? |
|
| Rex |
Don't shoot! |
|
| |
It's Okay.
Friends. |
|
| Buzz |
Do you know
these life forms? |
|
| Woody |
Yes, They
are Andy's toys. |
|
| Buzz |
All right,
everyone. |
|
| |
You're clear
to come out. |
|
| |
I am Buzz
Lightyear. |
|
| |
I come in
peace. |
|
| Rex |
Oh, I am so
glad you are not a dinosaur! |
|
| Buzz |
All right,
thank you. |
|
| |
Now, thank
you all for your kind welcome. |
|
| Rex |
Say, what's
that button do? |
|
| Buzz |
I'll show
you. |
|
| |
Buzz
Lightyear to the rescue. |
|
| Rex |
Whoa!
|
|
| Potato Head |
Man! |
|
| Rex |
Hey, Woody's
got something like that. His is a pull string. |
|
| |
Only its-- |
|
| Potato Head |
Only its
sounds like a car ran over it. |
|
| Hamm |
Oh, yeah,
but not like this one. |
|
| |
This is a
quality sound system. |
|
| |
Probably all
copper wiring, huh? |
|
| |
So, uh,
where you from? |
|
| |
Singapore?
Hong Kong? |
|
| Buzz |
Well, no.
Actually, I-I'm--I am stationed up in the Gamma Quadrant of Sector
Four. |
|
| |
As a member
of the elite Universe Protection Unit of the Space Range Corps, I
protect the galaxy from the threat of invasion from the Evil
Emperor Zurg, sworn enemy of the Galactic Alliance. |
|
| Potato Head |
Oh, really? |
|
| |
I'm from
Playskool. |
|
| Rex |
And I'm from
Mattel. |
|
| |
Well, I'm
not really from Mattel. |
|
| |
I'm actually
from a smaller company that was purchased in a leveraged buyout. |
|
| Woody |
You'd think
they'd never seen a new toy before. |
|
| Bo |
Well, sure,
look at him. |
|
| |
He's got
more gadgets on him than Swiss Army knife. |
|
| Buzz |
Ah, ah, ah,
ah! Please be careful. You don't want to be in the way when my
laser goes off. |
|
| Potato Head |
Hey, laser!
|
|
| |
How come you
don't have a laser, Woody? |
|
| Woody |
It's not a
laser! It's a-- |
|
| |
It's a
little light bulb that blinks. |
|
| Hamm |
What's with
him? |
|
| Potato Head |
Laser envy. |
|
| Woody |
All right.
That's enough. |
|
| |
Look, we're
all very impressed with Andy's new toy. |
|
| Buzz |
Toy? |
|
| Woody |
T-O-Y. Toy! |
|
| Buzz |
Excuse me.
I-I think the word you're searching for is "Space Ranger." |
|
| Woody |
The word I'm
searching for I can't say because there's preschool toys present. |
|
| Potato Head |
Gettin' kind
of tense aren't ya? |
|
| Rex |
Oh, uh, Mr.
Lightyear, uh, now, I'm curious. |
|
| |
What does a
Space ranger actually do? |
|
| Woody |
He's not a
Space Ranger! |
|
| |
He doesn't
fight evil or-- or shoot lasers or fly! |
|
| Buzz |
Excuse me. |
|
| Potato Head |
Wow! |
|
| Hamm |
Oh,
Expressive wingspan. Very good. |
|
| Woody |
Oh, what?
What? |
|
| |
These are
plastic. He can' fly. |
|
| Buzz |
They are
terillium-carbonic alloys, and I can fly. |
|
| Woody |
No you
can't. |
|
| Buzz |
Yes, I can. |
|
| Woody |
You can't |
|
| Buzz |
Can |
|
| Woody |
Can't.
Can't. Can't. |
|
| Buzz |
I tell you,
I could fly around this room with my eyes closed! |
|
| Woody |
Okay, then,
Mr. Light Beer, prove it. |
|
| Buzz |
All right,
then I will. |
|
| Buzz |
Stand back,
everyone. |
|
| Buzz |
To infinity
and beyond! |
|
| |
Can! |
|
| Potato Head |
Whoa!
|
|
| Rex |
Oh, wow! You
flew magnificently! |
|
| Bo |
I found my
movin' buddy. |
|
| Buzz |
Thank you.
Th-thank you all. |
|
| |
Thank you. |
|
| Woody |
That wasn't
flying. That was falling with style. |
|
| Potato Head |
Man, the
dolls must really go for you. |
|
| |
Can you
teach me that? |
|
| Slinky |
Golly bob
howdy! |
|
| Woody |
Oh, shut! |
|
| |
No, in a
couple of days, everything will be just the way it was. They will
see. |
|
| |
They'll see.
I'm still Andy's favorite toy. |
|
| Song |
I was on
top of the world livin' high |
|
| |
It was
right in my pocket |
|
| Andy |
Whoa!
|
|
| Song |
I was
living the life. |
|
| |
Things
were just the way they should be |
|
| |
When from
out of the sky like a bomb |
|
| |
Comes
some little punk in a rocket |
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